Uncle Bill's Silly Pages

It's March already and it's been incredibly warm at times here in the Ham of Rother. Not a lot happening at the moment but I thought that I'd neglected you all long enough and took myself in hand and after a bit of a struggle managed to get another one to shoot off.

But first, we start with a top tip for all of you who are looking for jobs:

PEOPLE whose surname is Toblerone should always take along an empty 'Toblerone' chocolate box when attending interviews for office jobs. This would save your potential employer the expense of having to make a name plaque for your desk, and therefore increase your chances of getting the job.

Starting with some jokey stuff:

http://www.unclebills.co.uk/its-the-jokes/557-its-the-8th-or-the-month-before-april

Ways of saying no:

http://www.unclebills.co.uk/its-the-jokes/559-alternative-ways-to-say-no

Nursery Rhymes:

http://www.unclebills.co.uk/its-the-jokes/558-some-nursery-rhymes

Some new categories in the pictures bit:

Kids Books:

http://www.unclebills.co.uk/kids-books

Master Card:

http://www.unclebills.co.uk/master-card

and Points of View, this section shows pictures which would appear to be nothing. Unless, you are standing in the correct position:

http://www.unclebills.co.uk/points-of-view

The rest of the picturey stuff updates are here:

http://www.unclebills.co.uk/whats-new

Well, a quick glance at the time tells me that it's fast coming up to eighty-one hundred hours, which means, of course, that I've put my digital watch on upside-down again...

Catch you next time;

If you've had enough of being on the receving end of my emissions, please send me an email and I'll probably remove you.

It's St David's Day, the patron saint of Wales, home of the first ever passenger railway in the world, Lawrence of Arabia and that place with the train station, Cardiff Central.

In honour of the day, I've managed to leek out a small emission for you all, let's start with some jokes:

http://www.unclebills.co.uk/its-the-jokes/554-the-st-davids-day-mickey-take

Some Welsh films:

http://www.unclebills.co.uk/its-the-jokes/555-welsh-films

Some picture humour or if you're in the colonies, humor:

http://www.unclebills.co.uk/whats-new

And yes, I've decided to add a Jamie Oliver section, he's not Welsh but what the heck.

http://www.unclebills.co.uk/whats-new/jamie-oliver

Thank you for reading and being on the receiving end of my output, and I'll see you again soon in a miniute, like.

Greetings to you, it's a leap year and I don't see why should February have all the fun, so Happy March the 0th to you all.

Let's start with a top tip for all you international villains out there.

International master criminals.

Tell your guards to shoot James Bond in the head at the first opportunity.

Under no circumstances give him a guided tour of your base, or leave him in the custody of attractive women in bikinis.

And now on with the jokes:

http://www.unclebills.co.uk/its-the-jokes/547-its-march-the-oth

Some stuff from the madness of Waz:

http://www.unclebills.co.uk/daffynishuns/551-mad-march-waz

It's little Johnny

http://www.unclebills.co.uk/daffynishuns/550-more-little-johnny-stuff

Rindercella:

http://www.unclebills.co.uk/daffynishuns/548-rindercella

Making Love To A Beautiful Woman:

http://www.unclebills.co.uk/daffynishuns/549-its-like-making-love-to-a-beautiful-woman

And finally some picturey stuff:

http://www.unclebills.co.uk/whats-new

...and so, as the little Dutch boy of destiny sticks his finger in the dyke of fate, and the former BBC Director General asks him not to...

Bye till next time

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The menu's were getting messy, there were too many categories in the pictures bit, some of the Joomla stuff was getting in the way. So I decided that it was time to have a bit of a tidy up.

This may of course mean that some of the emailed links don't work anymore but there's a search option there and nothing has been removed except the basement as I'm going to intergrate this material into the rest of the site.

Tux will be at his new home of http://www.tux.me.uk as will any of his friends.

Thanks for visiting and please do come back.