Uncle Bill's Silly Pages

It was Christmas Eve, Chimbonda had gone to the eatery which was closed on Christmas day for some of  his favourite food, the Big Tasty. As a precaution and because they weren't open till Boxing day, he had purchased the last 743 they had in stock. To help wash them down he had gotten hold of what he thought was a drink made from the dew on the mountains but actually came from the ewe by the fountain.

He had made his way through 93 tasties when he became thirtsy and opened a can of the fizzy green drink with a texture similar to hardening cement and had almost finished the first can when he became violently sick.

“UUU uuu UUU uuu Uuuu” he said, “Oh I wish Sally was here now to comfort me, I'd better put some clothes on and go and get her.” He attired himself in his best sporting apparel and went out to his chariot of shining yellow to find her.

As the mighty chariot moved off he felt sick again and this time managed to do it all over the front of the chariot. The only thing he could do was to clean it down with his sporting apparel and then try and find Sally.

After much frantic searching he eventually found her and told her what had happened. “Have you been smoking any strange substances?” she asked him. “No Sally” he said.

“What have you been eating or drinking then?” she asked, “well I was on my 93rd Big Tasty as I was taking it easy tonight when I became all thirsty and to quench my thirst I drank a can of that dew from the mountain”.

“Oh Chimbonda” said Sally, “that was not dew from the mountain, it was the saliva from the ewe by the fountain that I have been collecting for the last 6 months to help me make wallpaper paste to decorate our dwelling.

At this Chimbonda began to projectile vomit till his nose bled, he decided that from now on he would stay off the Fountain Ewe and only drink sensible stuff like Scarlet Cow that gave him wings .

Sally took him home and tucked him into bed, he lay there thinking I'm a very very silly Chimbonda indeed.