This site is dedicated to Uncle Bill, one of life's great observers. His humour and stories of the local SWEB depot in Pontardulais probably warped the  early years of my cousins and I, and probably goes a long way to explain our current mental state. Somewhere up in heaven, I know he's looking down at me and probably saying. "What's that soft bastard up to now ?" Please note that if you are offended by racist, sexist or adult humour then this is not the place for you. If anything on this site offends you in anyway, then just sod off !!!!! If you want to have a look Click here to go in.. But what am I letting myself in for I hear you ask? Well let me tell you, we have jokes, tales of adventure and espionage with The Adventures of Tux, Chimbonda and his tales from the swamp, Waseem and his take on the English language plus much less, so why not take a chance and have a look. Fancy a Tux T-Shirt or a Chimbonda Mug They may just be by here