Some subtle stuff from the mouth of Waz

These may take some working out.

 

Ballistic – a damnable lump of wood

Valedictorum – when things are torn by a twat from Wales

Banister – to outlaw ogling

Prima Donna – before Madonna

Tonality – the property of being like a toenail

Dandelion – a gay feline

Teacake – wood pain

Defer – to strip something of its hair

Detrimental – that tree is insane

Condemn – how you get people to give you their money

Celeritous – to toss celery

Dumbfounded – discovered by a flying elephant

Existential – smelling of eggs

Clandestine – the Stein family

Disturbing – to remove one’s turban

Pandering – to paint something black and white

Mosquito – a little place of worship

Morbid – what continues an auction

Deliberate – to lock someone up

Unfasten – to slow someone down

Improvise – to alter an imp

Mushroom – where huskies are kept

Senile – thinking you’re in Egypt

Vindicate – a girl who eats mostly curry

Jezebel – a posh doorbell

Inflammatory – to set light to David Cameron

Hobgoblin – to eat a kitchen appliance

Eye doctor – online medical advice

Matriculate – to move away from Imperial measurements

Chlamydia – a damp stag

Ajudicate - having felated a Hebrew 

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